Deviant Thought 12/03/08

A RANT!:

Lets talk about america.

      As you can probably tell, I'm a fairly liberal kind of guy. Afterall my name is 'McSatan'. I was raised mormon (which is another story entirely) and my name could have been 'Captain Corndog' or 'the Sultan of Shasta' but no. It's McSatan.

      I chose the moniker McSatan because I found that my personal beliefs don't quite gel with what a "good" christian or a "good" american should beleive in. I've also noticed that a "good" christian and a "good" american seem to be synonymous. Let me be blunt.

      Fuck that shit: the moral "right" are all assholes and the kind of people the (sigh) pilgrims were trying to get away from.

      Wait, shit, that point is totally wrong. Let me rephrase:

      Pilgrims were all morally "right" assholes, but they came here to avoid prosecution right? Sure they were all uptight puritan wankers whose idea of a good time was inducing the birth of a cow ("put your hand up the cow's ass jebadiah, thats right") but they wanted to live in a country were even if they weren't accepted they were left the fuck alone. Sure they would be shocked by modern america and its every sort of evil gathering of people all vying for civil rights and shit: Gays, Blacks, Drug Users and the Hollywood Writer's Guild. Sure they would fucking freak out if they saw me having butt sex with a conscenting black man while I rail an obscene amount of coke off his back and a hollywood movie writer rights her memoirs while she gets herself off, but I'm sure they would leave us the fuck alone. The point is that america wasn't built on acceptance. It was built on a sense of live and let live. 

      Politicians (this one's bipartisan ladies and gents!) can ban gay marriage, abortion, drugs and other shit they don't agree with. But think. Whose moral fiber are the liberal heathen ruining? Gays don't file divorce papers with fruadulant signitures to destroy the marriage of a man and a woman. Just because you're pro-choice dosn't mean you want to start the fetus holocaust. And just because I take drugs does not mean i'm a compulsive masturbater with a wild expression in my eyes and an evil in my heart (side note ~ those anti-marijuana movies from the thirties are a hilarous and highly recomended watch when stoned). the only "moral fiber" we "ruin" is the one you have placed upon us. And we have disowned it.

      If your offended by it. Thats you're problem. Not ours.

            Living in the land of the free. n'shit.