Devient Thought 12/01/08

A Discourse in whats GOOD! and BAD!:

the Uterus, Gateway of EVIL!

      If you ever needed a reason to drink yourself into a urine soaked stupor (which I know you didn't) you can always drink to the fact that McCain didn't win the white house nor did he let his evil-bitch-demon-nazi-whore of a VP in. I, like most people, dont need a reason to distrust, even hate some republicans but as a man, I am pro choice. why would I be anything else? Its not my uterus, is it yours? I am, however, vehemently offended when a person, man or woman, tells me what I can or cannot do with my hypothetical uterus.

      All this pro-life idoicy would be bad enough even if we didn't have such a highly adept and widley appealing VP candidate such as Palin fighting the good fight for the sentient Mr/Miss Xygote and Jesus. I dont need to tell you that she beleives in abstinance only sex ed, Illegalizing abortion in cases of both RAPE and INSCEST and has a teenage daughter who is pregnant with some moose humper's kid - but fuck it, I just did.

      So this is why CHOICE gets my thumbs up and gets my world renowned "GOOD!" award.

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      Sometimes I like to watch E!. By watch I mean look at the TV with the sound off and my hands down my pants. I do this with MTV now and then too. I do this for the simple reason being that my esteemed self does not have an internet connection and i ruined too many of my friends keyboards. But between silent episodes of "the girls next door" I may or may not turn the volume up and watch what E! calls the "news" presented by what E! calls "news people" to hear that some famous asshole has adopted a kid from a foreign country.

      At this point I lose my boner and I punch the TV in a fit of violent, pent-up frustration and rage.

      Tell me i'm not the only one pissed off by this. These obscenely wealthy viacom whore beasts are perfectly capable to bear children. they dont I suppose, out of pure vanity, which is a blessing in and of its own: the last thing i want to hear is some dumb celebucunt's brat dying from a coke OD in the hollywood hills at age 14. When that day comes everyone will mourn the world shattering loss of this star's greasly little shit head. At least this wouldn't be the case if they weren't adopting kids from OTHER COUNTRIES!

      Oh dear god why couldn't they "bring exposure" to something other than global warming while they drive their hummer? or some tragedy in africa while they wear their their Prada/Gucci bullshit?. why not the orphans we have in this country? huh? why the fuck not? because these poor kids are just a fashion statement. like Fiji bottled water, little dogs and Kabbalah its a fad. An extension of the bullshit fascade that is the hollywood lifestyle.

      As these fads are getting more and more extreme, soon Michael Jackson wont seem so weird for trying to by John Merrick's Skeleton.